FUNNY SMS TEXT MESSAGES

Funny Text Messeges


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*Messege 1*
I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u",
I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w,
x, y, z !

*Messege 2*
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has
come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy
reading this SMS !

*Messege 3*
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J -
Just K - Kidding

*Messege 4*
Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec
without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

*Messege 5*
U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one
whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who
is spreading these rumors.

*Messege 6*
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you,
tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they
all really miss U!

*Messege 7*
Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make
free calls!

*Messege 8*
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its hard for me
to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self
shouting..... GHOST !!! GHOST !!!

*Messege 9*
u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u
r 100% stupid to believe these words.

*Messege 10*
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain
makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?

*Messege 11*
Congrats! Your phone has been installed a new game, how to play? Throw
your phone against the wall and put it back together... Try it!

*Messege 12*
Can we do romance tonight? I'm in good mood 2day. Just a little bit of
kissing & biting. If yes! Reply me soon... Your's loving "MOSQUITO".

*Messege 13*
Long time ago only cute people used to read my SMS. And today the
history was broken by a monkey.

*Messege 14*
Just becoz u got an SMS, u think some1 misses u? Huh? Well.. No 1 misses
u. No 1 cares 4u. No 1 remembers u... More than I do.

*Messege 15*
Note:- This brain twister should only b sent 2 those who are loving and
caring. Pls rearrange these letters 2 make just 1 word "WE SAT THERE".
Text back ur answer.

*Messege 16*
SMS doesnt only mean "SHORT MESSEGE SERVICE" it also means... Share my
sweetness. Search my soul . See me smile.

*Messege 17*
Ur the one of the most cute person i have seen. 1 second dont mistake
me.. CUTE means... C- Creating. U- Unnecessary. T- Trouble. E- Everytime.

*Messege 18*
DREAM makes all things POSSIBLE. HOPE makes all things WORK. LOVE makes
all things BEAUTIFUL. SMILE makes all the above works POSSIBLE. SO
"BRUSH UR TEETH".

*Messege 19*
What's wrong with ur cell? Tried calling u a lot of times, everytime the
operator says "THE SUBSCRIBER UR CALLING IS A MONKEY! PLEASE CONTACT THE
ZOO".

*Messege 20*
Operator Logo sent. To remove Logo SMS LOGOR to 5555. U will receive a
blank logo. Pls save it. Ur Operator's original logo will be activated.

*Messege 21*
Define a cigarette? It's a roll of tobacco with fire at one end and a
fool at the other.

*Messege 22*
Good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart and you
are blessed with both! Flattered? Don't be, it was sent for me! I just
wanted you to read it.

*Messege 23*
Someone misses you. Needs you. Worries about you. Lonely without you.
Guess who? The MONKEY in the zoo.

*Messege 24*
9 lessons in life - learn to CARE, learn to SMILE, learn to CRY, learn
to GIVE, learn to FORGIVE, learn to SHARE, learn to TRUST, learn to LOVE
and learn to SMS me daily!!!

*Messege 25*
Ur SMILE can b compared 2a ROSE, Ur VOICE can b compared 2a CUCKOO, Ur
INNOCENCE can b compared 2a KID, but in STUPIDITY... U have no
comparison! U R D BEST....

*Messege 26*
Dream makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes
all things beautiful. Smile makes all the above works possible so brush
your teeth !!!

*Messege 27*
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you
gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so
much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

*Messege 28*
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r
jealous of me coz i'm cute!

*Messege 29*
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very
very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've
misplaced the JOKER.

*Messege 30*
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel
it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !